Jerome, Andrew and Little Red Riding Hood

...we are Hosea's wife, we are squandering this life...using people like ladders and words like knives...



Kids, once upon a time...

...there was a little girl named Little Red Riding Hood.

Unlike all the other Little Red Riding Hoods,

...this one likes the colour pink.

You see, although she was meant to be liking red,

...she couldn't resist the whoopie colour of a flamingo and err...pigs!

So one day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to change her name to Pink Riding Hood,

...since she thought she wasn't little anymore and never did liked red.

So she began to walk to the Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara Cawangan Melaka,

...since petrol price is high and she's broke from buying pink-coloured stuffs.

While walking...

... she stumbled upon a pink bicycle.

Little Red Riding Hood found the creamy pink coloured bike so irresistible,

...she stole the bike.

So there she was, a little girl who loves pink but wears red...

...cycled along Fairytale Road 5/2...

...towards Jalan Raja Sorum Portnoy Hawkins Chambers Grohl Cool Butler Ulrich Jr. the Third Riayat Shah...

and finally, to the Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara Cawangan Melaka.

Just when she was about to enter the government building,

...a policeman recognized the pink bike as a stolen vehicle.

Therefore, Little Red Riding Hood was arrested under Section 379 of the Penal Code for theft.

Furthermore, she was sentenced to juvenile detention for 3 years, and never did get to change her name to Little Pink Riding Hood.
And thats how Little Red Riding Hood's name came to be...the end.

Happy belated birthday, Jerome and Andrew. Rock on, like the Republic of Azerbaijan~!



Brooke Fraser - Hosea's Wife