Its scary...
...looking for an orphanage, I'm looking for a bridge I can't burn down...I don't believe the emptiness, I'm looking for the kingdom coming down...everything is meaningless, I want more than simple cash can buy...happy is a yuppie word...
...what exams can do to you. Take for example of our friend here...maybe it's just the usual him, but I fear that he's sorta rubbing some of his nonsensical-hyper-ness on me...(slightly edited for easier viewing)
jason2tan64 : 2 more to go, with physics being the last, and toughest
jason2tan64 : *men-tough-kan
ns_wayne : i've got one last mile
jason2tan64 : ooo...cool
ns_wayne : studying, are ya?
jason2tan64 : err..juz came bek frm a "study" session with navin n joachim...
jason2tan64 : and i do mean "study"
jason2tan64 : i wonder, was bambi a vegetarian, or did he eat bunnies...like
carnivours...karnivours...car-ni-val.....
ns_wayne : bambi's a deer
jason2tan64 : well..deers eat too you noe...
ns_wayne : yeah...and they eat greens
jason2tan64 : they gotta eat sth...and man, their feet; 'em feet are definitely made for
trampling their prey into sth resembling chicken chop...
ns_wayne : ...
ns_wayne : no
ns_wayne : dude, what did u get fer ya bio?
jason2tan64 : like how old aunties use plaster and mortar to beat tiny pieces of meat...
jason2tan64 : bambi's legs: these legs are made for trampling...lil furry critters into lumps of goo'eee meat...
ns_wayne : ><"
ns_wayne : stop ruining my childhood
jason2tan64 : i remember bambi raiding vietcong camps to free american POWs ...den flying around blowing stuff into smit-theerrr-reens in a helicopter...using rockets by the bucket load...i mean blood absolutely everywhere
jason2tan64 : wait..that's rambo...
ns_wayne : ...
ns_wayne : ROFLMAO
jason2tan64 : hmm...bambi..rambo...
ns_wayne : dude...bambi=skippingdeergreenmeadowsbutterflies
ns_wayne : rambo=shootbangslashslitbaboomstallone
jason2tan64 : bambi=slit the throat of sum poor vietcong soldier while covered in mud to blend into the background...slit him real good he did
ns_wayne : some disney movie ur parents let u watch
jason2tan64 : bambi can wield an m-60 like no man can...freaky
ns_wayne : bambi has hooves
ns_wayne : you said it yourself
jason2tan64 : ar well, hollywood was never really big on portraying reality...
ns_wayne : i fear for your children
jason2tan64 : hooves that can wield m-60s and trample boneful creatures into meat-patties...
ns_wayne : ...I'm gonna die young...
jason2tan64 : hmm..me too
jason2tan64 : i blame halo...and scrubs..but mostly smokers
ns_wayne : ...halo i get...scrubs, sorta...but why smokers?
jason2tan64 : well, they like to inhale their lil cigarettes and exhale in my face..
jason2tan64 : den i start coughing up bunnies...
ns_wayne : and how does that make bambi into a bloodlusted maniac?
jason2tan64 : but one of these days, one of the bunnies might get stuck in my throat...and i might choke
ns_wayne : lure it out with carrots
jason2tan64 : i dunno, muz be becoz bambi has this really bad superior officer back in vietnam...poor bambi had to take on a whole platoon of ninja monkeys who believe in marxism..i tell you ninja monkeys are bad enough...but marxist monkeys who are also skilled in the arts of pain...man..i don't blame bambi
jason2tan64 : i blame pikachu...
ns_wayne : why pikachu?
ns_wayne : but he's so cute
jason2tan64 : coz he convinced nixon to go to war with north vietnam over an episode of the OC...
ns_wayne : how about when captain spock slapped william shatner cos britney spears married k'fed?
jason2tan64 : the war was so bad they had to call in Tom hanks to play against Michael Jordan in mini tennis...
ns_wayne : and homer simpson was constipating so badly he craped ray romano out
jason2tan64 : neh that aint true
jason2tan64 : homer wrote this story called the illiad and died wayyyyy before CNBC came about...
ns_wayne : thats the loin-wearing homer u talking about
ns_wayne : the greek geek
jason2tan64 : he wears his loins??
jason2tan64 : you can't do that...
ns_wayne : er...i mean loincloth
jason2tan64 : ninja monkeys with lasguns??
ns_wayne : how about bungee elephants?
jason2tan64 : thats like saying "jason passing his physics"
jason2tan64 : anyhoo..nitez..and dun let the bloodcrazed nunchucks wielding bambis' get to you...
jason2tan64 : i recommend pepper spray..
Bloodthirsty Bambi...halfway through and my sense of logic got confused. A conversation that made no sense, exams do that to you. Just one more paper, hang on, we're almost there...I can see the light~!
Switchfoot - Happy Is A Yuppie Word
...what exams can do to you. Take for example of our friend here...maybe it's just the usual him, but I fear that he's sorta rubbing some of his nonsensical-hyper-ness on me...(slightly edited for easier viewing)
jason2tan64 : 2 more to go, with physics being the last, and toughest
jason2tan64 : *men-tough-kan
ns_wayne : i've got one last mile
jason2tan64 : ooo...cool
ns_wayne : studying, are ya?
jason2tan64 : err..juz came bek frm a "study" session with navin n joachim...
jason2tan64 : and i do mean "study"
jason2tan64 : i wonder, was bambi a vegetarian, or did he eat bunnies...like
carnivours...karnivours...car-ni-val.....
ns_wayne : bambi's a deer
jason2tan64 : well..deers eat too you noe...
ns_wayne : yeah...and they eat greens
jason2tan64 : they gotta eat sth...and man, their feet; 'em feet are definitely made for
trampling their prey into sth resembling chicken chop...
ns_wayne : ...
ns_wayne : no
ns_wayne : dude, what did u get fer ya bio?
jason2tan64 : like how old aunties use plaster and mortar to beat tiny pieces of meat...
jason2tan64 : bambi's legs: these legs are made for trampling...lil furry critters into lumps of goo'eee meat...
ns_wayne : ><"
ns_wayne : stop ruining my childhood
jason2tan64 : i remember bambi raiding vietcong camps to free american POWs ...den flying around blowing stuff into smit-theerrr-reens in a helicopter...using rockets by the bucket load...i mean blood absolutely everywhere
jason2tan64 : wait..that's rambo...
ns_wayne : ...
ns_wayne : ROFLMAO
jason2tan64 : hmm...bambi..rambo...
ns_wayne : dude...bambi=skippingdeergreenmeadowsbutterflies
ns_wayne : rambo=shootbangslashslitbaboomstallone
jason2tan64 : bambi=slit the throat of sum poor vietcong soldier while covered in mud to blend into the background...slit him real good he did
ns_wayne : some disney movie ur parents let u watch
jason2tan64 : bambi can wield an m-60 like no man can...freaky
ns_wayne : bambi has hooves
ns_wayne : you said it yourself
jason2tan64 : ar well, hollywood was never really big on portraying reality...
ns_wayne : i fear for your children
jason2tan64 : hooves that can wield m-60s and trample boneful creatures into meat-patties...
ns_wayne : ...I'm gonna die young...
jason2tan64 : hmm..me too
jason2tan64 : i blame halo...and scrubs..but mostly smokers
ns_wayne : ...halo i get...scrubs, sorta...but why smokers?
jason2tan64 : well, they like to inhale their lil cigarettes and exhale in my face..
jason2tan64 : den i start coughing up bunnies...
ns_wayne : and how does that make bambi into a bloodlusted maniac?
jason2tan64 : but one of these days, one of the bunnies might get stuck in my throat...and i might choke
ns_wayne : lure it out with carrots
jason2tan64 : i dunno, muz be becoz bambi has this really bad superior officer back in vietnam...poor bambi had to take on a whole platoon of ninja monkeys who believe in marxism..i tell you ninja monkeys are bad enough...but marxist monkeys who are also skilled in the arts of pain...man..i don't blame bambi
jason2tan64 : i blame pikachu...
ns_wayne : why pikachu?
ns_wayne : but he's so cute
jason2tan64 : coz he convinced nixon to go to war with north vietnam over an episode of the OC...
ns_wayne : how about when captain spock slapped william shatner cos britney spears married k'fed?
jason2tan64 : the war was so bad they had to call in Tom hanks to play against Michael Jordan in mini tennis...
ns_wayne : and homer simpson was constipating so badly he craped ray romano out
jason2tan64 : neh that aint true
jason2tan64 : homer wrote this story called the illiad and died wayyyyy before CNBC came about...
ns_wayne : thats the loin-wearing homer u talking about
ns_wayne : the greek geek
jason2tan64 : he wears his loins??
jason2tan64 : you can't do that...
ns_wayne : er...i mean loincloth
jason2tan64 : ninja monkeys with lasguns??
ns_wayne : how about bungee elephants?
jason2tan64 : thats like saying "jason passing his physics"
jason2tan64 : anyhoo..nitez..and dun let the bloodcrazed nunchucks wielding bambis' get to you...
jason2tan64 : i recommend pepper spray..
Bloodthirsty Bambi...halfway through and my sense of logic got confused. A conversation that made no sense, exams do that to you. Just one more paper, hang on, we're almost there...I can see the light~!
Switchfoot - Happy Is A Yuppie Word
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